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A little too obsessed with people i don't even know.


I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them


hearin a really shitty pun

makin a really shitty pun


this video was a ride from start to finish


So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.


find someone who looks at you the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd


"Every woman deserves a man who will look at her each day like she is the most amazing woman he’s ever laid eyes on."


stands outside the divorce court waiting for hot dads who need love